Friday, September 16, 2011

"HUMOR"phones

Students in grades 5-8 share their homophone and homograph jokes with us here. Click comments to view.

23 comments:

  1. Why was the penny well liked? Because he had a nice scent! - Nicole P.

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  2. What do you eat while watching a scary movie?
    I-scream / Matt K

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  3. Why was Goldilocks scared of the bears?

    Because they were bare!

    -Ava L.

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  4. What did the sun say to his little one

    You know your not the brightest son I've had
    Richard C

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  5. Why did they arrest the bridge?
    because it was a steal!
    -Kristina k

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  6. Why did the captain stop his boat?

    Because he saw a final sale.
    -Liz A.

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  7. Why did the rabbit like the ring?

    Because it was half a carat!
    -Jackie M.

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  8. Why was the heir mean?

    becaese he is fool

    Vincent F

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  9. Why did the dragon breath fire?

    Because he saw the night!

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  10. What gender was the letter? A male! NIcole P.

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  11. Why couldn't the kids finish the baseball game?because their bat flew away!
    Anthony P

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  12. What did the blueberry say to the fan?
    You blew me away.
    Liz A.

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  13. Why is New York a great state?
    Because they have giants
    Stephanie S.

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  14. A GUY IS TRAPPED IN a box had rickbox and only a saw and a chair how dose he get out he cut he cut the chair in half makes a whole and climbs out of a whole

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  15. The phone rings the man gets it noones thier it rings again noones thier then the phonegets up and slaps him didn't you realizes im a phoney. Raymond

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  16. What did the man ask the fan?



    Can you play the blews?

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  17. Why did the cat laugh?

    Because the dog told him about a funny tale.
    Kelly N.

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  18. Why did the kite blow away?


    He was a blue kite.

    Matthew K.

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  19. How did the man break his toe?

    That darn tow truck!


    Jacob K.

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  20. A bear walks in to Wendy's and the person said "may I help you". The bear says can I hsve a hamburger.We are all out, the bear
    said 'what,oh just bare with it'.

    Vanessa B.

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  21. At dinner how many basketball players are on the court. Eight. Patrick M.

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  22. A party planner orders 4 proffesional rappers. The day of the party guests were suprised to see 4 people walk in with bags full of Twix, peanut butter cups, Snickers, and Milkyway bars.
    by Natalie B

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  23. Why did the killer whale jump on the boat?
    Because there was a sale on seals.
    by Jeffrey

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